All Those Babies

Two condoms, used, one empty and ripped, the other half-full of unwanted babies, coated in Watermelon lube and spermicide, swallowed and passed by Mr. Snuffles, the crude evidence recovered 48 hours later, grass clippings entwined with flavored latex, reeking of poo, timely questions like how many babies does a father have to give, how many his teenaged babysitter will have to get rid of.