Deep-Arted

I’d like to cover

your fresh leafy greens

with urushiol and vinegar

Maybe you’d stop talking

or at least continue

on a different subject

perhaps

something intellectually

challenging such as

rice patties on Mars

or languishing toll roads

with drawbridges hiding trolls,

and honey badgers

while pterodactyls circle

overhead searching for your ex

who was of high caliber

but apparently

her drugs wore off

and she flu the coup

taking with her

your intestines 

to wear as a necklace